LORE24 ENTRY #39 – Supers Month #8 – Clean Sweep
From the files of Cyber Seer…
Villainous Name
Clean Sweep
Real Name
Mariska Hathaway
Description
Wow, almost didn’t have a chance to get a good look at her! I was totally taped up and at her mercy before I could blink, ya know? Like, I’d never been mummified that good before! And the way she was choking me while holding me hostage totally got my juices flowing too! OMG, it was so hawt! Oh, right, what does she look like, though? Well, she’s a total hottie with that uniform she’s almost wearing, right? Dark hair, amber eyes, and ‘attractive’ would be putting it mildly; she’s got some amazing…tracts of land. Like, does anyone else wonder how she can like, move that fast without fallout out of it? (Note from PP: double-sided tape might be a thing here.) Or how she can run in those heels? Ohmygawd! Right, right, what does she look like, though? Well, thanks to MM’s data, we have one sexy maid with a seriously bad attitude! Lotsa boobage on display in that totally skimpy maid uniform, big bows, lacy frills all around, sexy lacy garters and fishnets over some amazing legs (not as nice as yours, GB!), and some flashy red high heels. Sounds like she’s from New York Jersey, maybe? Anyone else gettin’ those kinda vibes? Like maybe she’s mafia or something?
Update From Gun Bunny: “SCPD records indicate she is a native of New Jersey and does indeed have ties to other criminal operations on the east coast, has a list a mile long of minor offenses, nothing concrete as far as convictions on more serious issues. As of now, we still don’t know where she’s getting all the heavy weapons. There must be another source we’ve not managed to track down.”
Known Lairs and Hangouts
So like, does anyone know where she hangs out when she’s not doing B&E and theft and property destruction and stuff? You’d totally think it’d be easy to find a few dozen maids hanging out with the hardware these chicks pack, right? I totally would, anyway. Like, they gotta have a place to store that arsenal. Seriously, nobody got a clue?
She’s locked up in the Edgewater Institute for now. Seriously, they must have some amazing tech in there to hold someone like that! Like, has anyone ever been inside there? I’m totally curious what they’ve got in there!
Why She’s Bad news
Super-speed, dudes! Like, wow, can she move! Even Mecha Musume’s sensors couldn’t keep track of her! Best she got was something like an incoming missile warning, but by then it was already too late to react. And she hits like a Mack truck! Totally sent MM flying with just a steel pipe! Like, wowza! According to MM’s armor, she can hit with the same force as a missile, and could actually do some major damage! And like, she’s super-skilled with tape, too as I can fully attest (with detailed, moment-by-moment records of exactly how I was feeling at the time), and probably other restraints if given the chance. Like, maybe I can get in with Edgewater somehow for some more tests? Would be a good idea I think. Hey, maybe I could like, reach out to the director of that place? Wow, she looks hawt…
Update from Mecha Musume: In all seriousness, Clean Sweep’s speed cannot, under any circumstances, be dismissed. She can be in one place, then somewhere else in the blink of an eye, and can even bring people with her. I still haven’t managed to calibrate my sensors in a way that can track objects moving at that speed. Were it not for Black Cat’s timely arrival, I do not think we would have made it out of the situation unscathed. I also have my doubts that Black Cat could have even managed to stop her if Clean Sweep had been aware of her presence. Based upon what we witnessed, I can say with a high degree of certainty that Clean Sweep is possessed of a remarkable metabolism, but must still consume a high volume of oxygen when she uses her powers. She almost immediately used up all the remaining air in that force cage Black Cat made trying to escape it, blurring as she did. Perhaps she can move so fast as to resonate her body in a way that she can pass through physical matter?
Update from Gun Bunny: Given that she can move fast enough that none of us can keep track of her, I don’t think Clean Sweep’s motivations are pure greed. She seems to have a sadistic side to her, given how she treated Cyber Seer and was toying with Mecha Musume while her girls did the heavy lifting. Her criminal records from New Jersey include at least two assaults, though she has been implicated in many more that couldn’t be confirmed.
Known Accomplices
She’s got a whole gang backing her, dudes! Like, how many have there been now? A couple dozen at least! And she’s got some special one too, like more talented or whatever, like that Little Suzie chick and that creepy pink-haired one with the knives and the gas mask. Like, totally uncool vibes coming off them, no girl boners here.
Update from Mecha Musume: She goes by Pinkie the Knife, btw.
And then there’s whoever she’s getting the guns and explosives from. Like, I looked into some records and stuff (no, I totally didn’t hack any federal databases or anything! That would be bad and wrong and I’m totally a good girl!), and like, there’s nothing on that load of guns and stuff reclaimed from those robberies. Guessing that a lot of them came from overseas somewhere? Totally should try to track down where these are coming from!
Comments
Mecha Musume – The fact that you were getting excited by her threatening to slice your head off with a garotte is troubling.
–Reply from Cyber Seer: I’m a very horny girl, babe. What can I say? It was a heat of the moment thing!! Totally won’t happen again. Probably. Maybe. Maybe not…
—-Reply from Mecha Musume: It had better not!
——Reply from Cyber Seer: …But, like, what if it does? I mean, you know how hot some of these baddies are, right? Like, especially this one. Total dommy maid fantasy stuff going on here!
——–Reply from Mecha Musume: Do you need to speak with Mecha Mistress regarding this matter?
———-Reply from Cyber Seer: Yes please! <3 <3 <3
Pink Pussy – Wow…I get a little excited when I do my crime fighting thing, but you’re on a whole new level, Cyber Seer. So thirsty…
–Reply from Cyber Seer: Such is the burden I must bear as an avatar of the internet! it’s for porn, you know? Like, totally. They even wrote a song about it. By the way, have you seen some of the art of you out there? I’m getting all hot just thinking about it!
—-Reply from Pink Pussy: Si, chica! I get it, absolutely! Also…uh, you mentioned more details about the taping thing?
——Reply from Cyber Seer: I totally did, and it is soooo hot! Like, sent you a link, babe 😉
Gun Bunny – I haven’t faced her myself since she’s safely tucked away in Edgewater, but I don’t even think my speed could keep up with her. She could easily outrun bullets at that speed, perhaps even have all of us in a bind before we knew it. Anyone have any suggestions on how we could deal with someone like her without Black Cat’s magic?
–Reply from Mecha Musume: Perhaps we would need to focus on roundabout ways of dealing with her. At least based upon Black Cat’s handling of the situation, if Clean Sweep cannot perceive the threat, then perhaps even she cannot react to them. I am considering a reactive power surge through my armor as an option; the moment she makes contact, a stunning blast would trigger, basically. Traps of some kind to slow her or pin her in place would be an option as well.
–Reply from Cyber Seer: *raises hand* I volunteer for testing any and all traps, the stickier the better.
—-Reply from Gun Bunny: Yeah, I agree with your line of thought, Musume. I’ll see if I can come up with any bright ideas on my end too.