LORE24 ENTRY #59 – Supers Month #28 – Solaria
From the files of Cyber Seer…
Heroine Name
Solaria
Real Name
Unknown
Description
if it’s one thing Solaria has, it’s a sense of style, though, like, I’m not so sure about some of her fashion choices. On the outside, that whole “priestess of the Light” thing is pretty hot, flowing white dress, revealing slits on the sides and on the skirts to show of her hips and legs, the golden accents, thigh boots and opera-style gloves, yeah, it totally works with the goodly healer bit. I’m not so sure about the rest of that outfit though. Like, the golden collar and cuffs on her wrists and ankles, those are totally awesome, sure, but the full set of chastity gear under the dress? That’s a bit much, I think. Like, no way I could handle something like that. Not at all, I’d go like, totally crazy in no time flat. Wonder if she’s like, focusing her mental energies somehow by doing that, or if maybe she’s like, a virgin and has to protect her virtue or like, lose her powers and stuff?
Oh, she also has this really cool looking sun-themed staff too, also gold, for like, channeling her energy, I think. Really sets off the rest of her look!
Powers and Abilities
So like, Solaria is all about the heals, right? She’s like, the only person I know who can do a proper RPG-style healing, and she does it super-awesome like. She even does the prayers and stuff to the Light when she does it! And she isn’t the least bit shy about sharing her gift, either, which is totally awesome! She goes around the city to all the clinics and homeless shelters and stuff and heals those she can, from minor cuts and scrapes to broken bones and like, even some diseases!
She’s even like, got some other powers relating to the light, too. She can pull off a totally awesome flashbang attack, and she absolutely glows when she calls on her healing powers; total beacon of holiness! She can do light shields and stuff too. She’s probably got other powers relating to Light manipulation (HOLY LASERS!!!) if I were to make totally random guesses, but like, maybe she’s saving them for hard times? Or something? I’ll get into that more in a sec…
And honestly, guys, I’m like, 99% sure I could take Solaria in a fight, and I’m totally not a fighter, right? She like, totally doesn’t get the combat thing, even worse than me! You’ve seen the vids, right? She can defend herself, like, in the general sense of the term, but like, your average street thugs tend to overpower her on the regular. If this were like, an RPG, I’d say she totally min-maxed her offense and defense, and it’s like, totally out of balance.
And like, this is totally unconfirmed and stuff, but there’s like, this other chick that’s been spotted near Solaria a couple times now, just came on the scene. Like, I don’t know if Solaria is summoning a literal angel (cause she totally looks like a kickass avenging angel), or if like, she’s aligned with Solaria spiritually or whatever (her armor sort of looks an awfully lot like Solaria’s chastity gear), but it looks like she packs a punch! Maybe she’s min-maxed the opposite way Solaria is to act as a balance? I’m still digging on this one; camera footage is totally whacked so far, just got tons of eye-witnesses and you know how they can be.
Update from Black Cat: Dudes! Finally caught up with Black Cat again and like, she’s totally confirmed some things! Solaria is definitely using full blown healing magic, and she’s definitely got like, an otherworldly patron of some kind guiding her! So all that stuff she is always preaching about? Like, totally true! What Black Cat couldn’t say for sure was whether it’s actually something from beyond our mere mortal realm, or if Solaria actually willed it into being herself, or if it’s one of those familiar things with a super-bloated opinion of itself. But like, she also said a bunch of other stuff that I had trouble following (magic is actually pretty hard to understand; give me some deep encryption algorithms any day!), so like, maybe you can ask her about it next time you see her? But like, that new angel chick spotted with Solaria? She’s definitely not a manifestation of Solaria’s power, she’s her own thing! Need more info, like seriously!
What She Does
Okay dudes, I’mma lay this one out here and just, like, make of it what you will. Solaria is like, this totally awesome healer, right? Seems like someone Sentinel City could use more of, right? I mean, she totally spends most of her time helping people and expecting nothing in return, right? Well, like, maybe? But like, she’s got this quirk about her, and I’m totally not against religion and stuff, but dudes, she’s totally developing a cult around her. Like, seriously, the Light she is always praying to? More and more people are praying to it now after she’s been preaching about it so much (like, she’s even been hauled off by the cops a few times when she got really fired up about it); she’s practically starting her own church. It’s like, only a matter of time before she starts doing healing live on TV and getting donations and stuff from all over the country. Like, those megachurches that are out there now? They will have nothing on Solaria if the girl got serious about it. Am I saying that’s a bad thing? Not really, I mean, maybe it’s high time for a new religion to spring up? Not my field, though; I’ll stay well out of the whole theology debate, yeah?
And like, there’s this other quirk about Solaria though, and I can totally get it! And like, she’s worse than me in this regard! She gets captured. A lot. Like, running the numbers, I’m seeing like, of her known fights that have been captured on video, like 85% of them end with her getting overpowered and captured, tied up in various humiliating ways and drug off somewhere by the baddies. Like, I get it, totally, she’s got a damsel-in-distress fetish; I’ve been there (still might be there, in fact), but still, when I’m saying that it’s a bit much, you know its bad. Like, damn, PP, you need to catch up with this girl and put her through some serious training! I guess maybe that’s why she adopted the chastity gear? Like, it makes sense in a hentai-kind of way.
Known Allies
Hooded Harlot
Her Mysterious Guardian Angel
The Solaria Cult
Known Enemies and Rivals
Anyone on the captor side of a kidnap fetish?
Shadow Lynx. Maybe; I mean, like, their powers are like, totally opposites, right? We all remember what happened to Shadow Lynx when the lights came on in the Dollface fight, right? So like, I could see sparks between these two. And Shadow Lynx is such a bitch (taking PP’s word on that one!), so like, it’d make sense, right?
Comments
Mecha Musume – I cannot help but feel like we should be keeping a closer eye on Solaria; her healing abilities are very unique, and could be dangerous in the wrong hands. As prone as she is to being captured, who is to say that some villain out there doesn’t already have their eyes on her, and is planning on kidnapping her and forcing her to keep them and their minions healed? I also think that, if you’re willing to assist, Pink Pussy, that some self-defense training is certainly in order. Perhaps Cyber Seer and Solaria can be enrolled in your program together? Since someone here has thus far been avoiding said training.
-Reply from Cyber Seer: Oh, that’s not fair! You know how busy I am all the time! The internet totally never sleeps!
–Reply from Pink Pussy: Si, I’m more than willing to put these two through their paces! Strength training, combat training, long runs and hikes, the works!
—-Reply from Cyber Seer: Uhhh…nope, totally not for me. I’m super-delicate, you know? All these late nights, stuck by my computer? I’m totally not built for that kind of thing. This is a nerd body, through and through!
——Reply from Mecha Musume: Oh, I think that sounds wonderful! You could use some proper sunlight from time to time, Cyber Seer. And perhaps we should look into getting you some gear to match Solaria’s? Maybe you would be more motivated to getting yourself in shape if certain pleasures were denied? I can discuss the matter with Mecha Mistress and I’m sure she’d be in agreement.
——–Reply from Cyber Seer: Totally not cool, dude! Not cool at all! Like, no! NO!
———-Reply from Pink Pussy: Have Mecha Mistress tag me in on that convo, ‘kay? I think we can work something out!
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Pink Pussy – Hey, chicas, I have some bad news here…I think Solaria has already been scooped up by someone! Don’t ask me how I know, but I’m like 99% sure Solaria is moonlighting at the Edgewater Institute! They’ve got a healer on staff that could absolutely be her, wears the same golden chastity gear, has the flashy light effects when healing, the works. She wears some pretty heavy-duty latex nurse outfit, though, so her face is hidden. I’m not sure she’s there of her own free will, but with the way she’s always getting captured, maybe? Either way, I don’t trust someone like Jennifer Tempest with her. That woman is scary in her own way.
-Reply from Cyber Seer: Heavy-duty latex nurse outfit? Tell me more 😀 😀 <3 <3 <3
–Reply from Pink Pussy: Nah, I’m not taking that bait, chica. I’ve said too much already.
—-Reply from Cyber Seer: Awww, come on! Edgewater is like, totally locked down; I haven’t been able to take a peek inside at all, so tell me! Inquiring minds want to know!
——Reply from Pink Pussy: Fine, I’ll tell you, but you gotta do some serious training with me first.
——–Reply from Cyber Seer: You know what? I’m totally not that interested suddenly 🙁 🙁
———-Reply from Mecha Musume: Thank you for telling us about this, though. We’ll have to keep it on the radar for a future investigation. Maybe Black Cat could perhaps use her magic to discern more information about the situation there?
Gun Bunny – if it weren’t for her healing abilities, Solaria would be in the crazy file at the SCPD. When she gets rolling about the Light, she really gets rolling; records indicate that the PD have had to gag her a few times when she’s been hauled in, though I’m guessing that’s intentional on her part. Still, I’d say she’s a net positive in the city, though if she’s got links to Edgewater and the Tempests, I’d definitely tread carefully around her, and be careful what you say, otherwise the Tempests may hear about it.
-Reply from Cyber Seer: Heh, she’s definitely worse off than me when it comes to the bondage thing. Totally good advice as always, GB! I’ve been digging into the Tempests myself, and there’s definitely something shady with that family! If someone knows more about them, I’d say it’s that reporter for channel 9, Delia Emmerson. She’s done several interviews with them lately, so maybe we reach out to her? Seems to me like all of the Tempest’s operations are locked behind the same level of security as Edgewater, and thus far I’ve not had a reason to try to bust through their firewalls. Might have to take a deeper dive soon…
–Reply from Gun Bunny: Don’t do anything too dangerous, Cyber Seer. The Tempest family isn’t to be underestimated; they’ve got their fingers in so much around the city, it’s scary. They’ve got roots with the Italian mafia families, so expect harsh retaliation if you’re caught.
—-Reply from Cyber Seer: Don’t worry, I’m the best at this kind of thing! They’ll never even know I was there!