Known Lairs and Hangouts
Well, dudes, she was living with Dollface a while, but like, no clues where she went when she stepped through that portal. Black Cat says the magic energies were totally degraded and untraceable by the time she managed to get back to actually try and track it down. Total bummer, but what can we do?
Wait for our next chance, duh! Then jump on it and try not to hump the sexy rubber kitsune!
Why She’s Bad news…Maybe?
So like, Kitsune has some serious magical talents according to our arcanely-inclined kitty. And she can fight too; I thought Pinkie the Knife was pulling off the sick ninja stuff, but sounds like Kitsune has her jutsus up to a whole other level! Like, anime protagonist kinda stuff! Or I guess anime villain kinda levels, but you know what I mean, right? Hot, villainous anime ninjas are like, awesome. Oh, oh, and she can totally plan like, super far ahead, and come up with sneaky traps, too! I think we can all totally agree on that!
So, this is what Black Cat told us about her encounter with Kitsune once things had settled down:
“I underestimated Kitsune, and overestimated my own abilities. Kitsune is a master illusionist, maybe more like a grandmaster; she created an entire mountaintop shrine area for our battlefield atop that roof, had the rooftop laced with magical traps, split herself into nine parts, and had already prepped specialized magic just to deal with me. She thinks multiple steps ahead; give her time to prep, and she’s beyond dangerous. The fact that she could maintain such a powerful illusion, track her wards, and split herself nine ways at once is absolutely astounding. I can count on one hand the number of people I know who could accomplish something like that and have most of my fingers left over.
The trap she triggered that generated this ensorcelled latex is especially troubling. It’s been almost a month since then in the material world, and even within a special time-dilation chamber that gave me a lot longer, I’ve only just managed to reverse its magic-sealing effects, though I’ve still not managed to remove it from me. This is some insanely powerful curse magic at work here, and I’m not entirely certain if Kitsune is responsible for it or not; something about it seems different. The magical signatures were definitely from the same source as Kitsune’s, but were warped. I won’t get into the specifics, it’d take too long to explain. I’ll just say that it looks like there’s another powerful being involved here working with Kitsune. I didn’t have time to analyze her outfit, but I’m wondering if perhaps she’s in a similar situation? Perhaps, given that she sabotaged Dollface’s plans here to some extent, she’s not working of her own free will? Just a possibility; I have no proof of that.
And the cuffs and collar she fitted me with? I can’t remove those either, though with the help of my order, I’ve managed to reverse their effects. Instead of draining my mana, they are now capable of boosting my spellcasting to some extent. Handy, yeah, but I’m not entirely fond of them. Still, I can’t but wonder if perhaps Kitsune thought ahead this far, assumed we would defeat Dollface, and gave these to me knowing that I could eventually reverse their effect for a future advantage? Mysteries wrapped in enigmas seem to be the order of the day when it comes to Kitsune and whoever she’s working for.”
So there you have it, straight from Black Cat’s lips. Like, wow, dudes, Kitsune really is something else, isn’t she? That’s like, totally mind blowing!
Known Accomplices
Well, there’s Dollface of course, but at least we know where she is these days. Other than that, no clues, dudes. Guess I’ll just like, call it a mysterious otherworldly entity or something. Wonder if they’re like, into latex and stuff too?
Comments
Mecha Musume – In Japanese folklore, the kitsune are known as trickster spirits and shapeshifters, bewitching humans for their own purposes. However, there are several tales in which the kitsune are loyal friends, perhaps even guardians or lovers, even messengers of the gods. Regardless of true purpose, the number of tails they possess indicate their power; a nine-tailed kitsune is amongst the oldest and wisest, and by extension, the most crafty and dangerous. Our Kitsune certainly seems to fit the bill here, does she not?
You seem to be awfully taken with Kitsune, Cyber Seer. Is that drool I see on your keyboard?
–Reply from Cyber Seer: Like…maybe? She’s totally hawt though, right? Course, it might just be my latex fetish coming out. Like, I can’t get what she dressed Black Cat in out of my head, you know? Ohhhh, just thinking about it gets me all squirmy!
—-Reply from Mecha Musume: Calm. Down.
——Reply from Cyber Seer: Oh, but I just can’t stop! Like, those cute paws and the way she was acting! Like, wowza, totally cute cute cute!!! Petplay fetish online! MEOW!
——–Reply from Mecha Musume: Apologies, everyone. Unfortunately I cannot moderate comments here, but I am now implementing some offline moderation procedures.
———-Reply from Cyber Seer: Moderate me harder, mistress! Yes, I’m such a bad girl!
————Reply from Mecha Musume: In all seriousness, I fear we may need much more drastic steps. If memory serves the villains even commented on your behavior and near-constant state of arousal. When the bad guys are making such comments, all is not well, Cyber Seer. Perhaps we should look into meditation?
————–Reply from Cyber Seer: Like, meditation is totally BORING! Now, sexy meditation, with ropes or chains or sensory deprivation hoods and all kinds of other hot bondagey stuff? THAT sounds fun!
—————-Reply from Mecha Musume: 😐
Pink Pussy – Don’t underestimate this kitsune chica! She’s crafty and knows how to slip in pretty much anywhere. Even when I was under Dollface’s control, I still remember some of the tricks Kitsune showed me for getting inside places. I don’t trust her one lick! I don’t care if she’s working for someone else, she helped ruin my reputation, si? And that’s something I won’t forgive or forget! I’ll pay her back for all that humiliation she helped dump on me!
Also, Cyber Seer, mi amiga, no offense or anything, but you need help. You’re hornier than every teenager I’ve ever known! Hell, you’re hornier than me after a long night of cleaning up the streets!
–Reply from Cyber Seer: Will you help me with that, PP? I could totally go for a sexy catgirl keeping me in line!
—-Reply from Pink Pussy: Sure, I’ll help 😉 I’ll start you on the Pink Pussy Power Plan! Daily workouts, starting off with a five-mile run, strength training, unarmed combat training, the works! You’ll be too tired to be horny!
——Reply from Cyber Seer: :O On second thought, I’m totally booked up…online obligations and all that.
——Reply from Mecha Musume: Tell me more about this plan, Pussy. I like where this is going.
——–Reply from Cyber Seer: Like, no. Totally not interested. I’m a nerd, yeah? Sunlight and physical stuff are like, bad for me and junk. Dark sex dungeons I can handle, but this just sounds like torture!
———-Reply from Pink Pussy: My kinda torture! We’ll have you feeling the burn and building muscle and fighting like me in no time!
————Reply from Mecha Musume: This is sounding better and better. We shall have to discuss this in person, Pussy.
————–Reply from Cyber Seer: >:( Not cool dudes! Not cool at all!
Gun Bunny – Kitsune is planning something else, no question about it. I could buy that she maybe just didn’t like Dollface, except for what she did to help Shadow Lynx when she showed up. For a minute there, I thought she was going to succeed, until the lights came on, anyway and she was dazzled. Kitsune was in control of that fight, she had a purpose, and it wasn’t aiding Dollface.
Also, I guess we know what to get Cyber Seer for Christmas…
–Reply from Cyber Seer: Oh, oh, oh, what is it? Is it latex? Latex kitty outfit maybe? 😀 😀 😀
—-Reply from Gun Bunny: A chastity belt.
——Reply from Cyber Seer: 🙁 🙁 🙁 Totally not cool! Although…huh…maybe the more I think about it that could be kinda hot…
——–Reply from Mecha Musume: It seems we can agree on this, Gun Bunny! Perhaps there will be enough material left from my latest upgrades to craft one for her that will not be so easily removed until she has learned some discipline!
———-Reply from Cyber Seer: Seriously, babe? Why you gotta do that to little ol’ me? That’s like, totally cruel and unusual!